How to Identify the Wealthy

So, how does one know whether the person next to them is "well-off" or not? Just take a glance at their iPhone. The LA Times says if you see a glowing red gem, they are one of only eight people that purchased software from the App Store called "I Am Rich." The software cost a whopping $999 and has no other function than to - well, let others know you are rich...or stupid? Hmmmm....

New iPhone

How are you enjoying your new, less expensive, more functional iPhone? I am still saddled with the old iPhone (never unlocked) and find the new additions nice. My question is how long will I have to wait before there is an app for forwarding SMS's? I know there is an app that can be used with bricked iPhones, but I never had the nerve to brick mine.

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